Holidays Are The Best. I Couldn't Imagine

I Don't Really Like Thanksgiving Food, I'm Not Worried About Overeating.

I Have Sister Issues And Parent Issues And All Sorts Of Things.

I Have Cellulite, Just Like Almost Every Other Woman On The Planet.

Instagramming Photos Of Food Isn't Sexy.

I Think If I'm 40, And I Don't Have Any Kids, And I'm Not Married, I Would Have A Baby Artificially Inseminated. I Would Feel Like Mary, Like Jesus Is My Baby.