Hold On To Your Knickers, Girls!

I've Always Been A Worker. I've Never Expected Be Given Anything.

I Don't Believe Anyone Who Says They Don't Care What People Say About Them. Of Course They Bloody Well Do.

I Love Brazilians. Brazilians Ought To Be Made Compulsory At 15.

I'm Very Proud To Be British, And My Brand Is British.

I Don’t Want To Be Seen Smiling, Having Fun, Or Eating.