History Is Nothing Except Monsters Or Victims.

These Distraction-oholics. These Focus-ophobics.

There's Worse That People Can Steal From You Than Money.

They Assume She Was Once Gorgeously Beautiful. Because Now She Looks So—bad.

The Future Is Just Wasted On Some People.

Writers Should Be Able To Fully Deduct From Their Taxes All Writing-related Expenses, Including Alcohol, Parking Tickets, Court Judgments, Fines For Lewd Public Behavior, Zoloft, And Cigarettes.