History Books That Contain No Lies Are

The More You Say, The Less They Remember.

The Truth Is That Life Is Delicious, Horrible, Charming, Frightful, Sweet, Bitter, And That Is Everything.

It Is Not Easy To Be A Pretty Woman Without Causing Mischief.

Irony And Pity Are Two Good Counselors: One, In Smiling, Makes Life Pleasurable; The Other, Who Cries, Makes It Sacred.

We Thank God For Having Created This World, And Praise Him For Having Made Another, Quite Different One, Where The Wrongs Of This One Are Corrected.