Historian - A Broad-gauge Gossip.

There Are Four Kinds Of Homicide: Felonious, Excusable, Justifiable, And Praiseworthy.

April Fool, N. The March Fool With Another Month Added To His Folly.

Litigant. A Person About To Give Up His Skin For The Hope Of Retaining His Bones.

Fidelity - A Virtue Peculiar To Those Who Are About To Be Betrayed.

Armor, N. The Kind Of Clothing Worn By A Man Whose Tailor Is A Blacksmith.