His Voice Wore No Pants.

Cries For Help Are Frequently Inaudible.

I Am Cheerful. I Don't Know If I'm Happy. There Is A Difference, You Know.

Employing Women As My Primary Protagonists Has Allowed Me To Step Outside Of Myself, To Distance Myself From My Own Personality, Far More Easily Than Were I To Look At Events From A Masculine Perspective.

There's Probably No Subject With Quite So Many Conflictin' Opinions About It As There Are About Food, And 'tis Better To Swap Bubble Gum With A Rabid Bulldog Than Challenge A Single One O' The Varyin' Beliefs Your Average Human Holds About Nutrition.

Though February Lay About Her Shoulders Like A Cloak Of Lead.