High School Is Like A Spork: It's

I Am Beginning To Know What It Feels Like To Be A Woman. To Have People Looking At You All The Time. And I'm Sorry Ladies, I Had No Idea! But People Are Looking At Me All The Time. It's Like I Have Musical Boobies!

I Find Myself In Situations That I Know Would Be Unbelievable Pictures And I Have To Gauge, Is This Worth Taking The Camera Out? Am I Gonna Lose The Moment? Am I Gonna Get A Dirty Look From Sting?

Sometimes I Get Scared That I’m Going To Enter A Web Address Into Twitter Thinking It Was My Browser. That Would Be Bad.

I Just Wish They'd Put A New Word In The Dictionary Bigger Than Love Because Love Just Doesn't Describe What I Feel.

If You Told Me I Was Going To Live To 240, I Would Take 10 Years Off And Try And Act. I Don't Have That Kind Of Time, So I'd Much Rather Stick To Playing Guitar.