Hi, Mom. (devyn) It’s The Other Parental

It’ll Probably Be Brutal, Too. They Might Even Feed You To The Dog. He Doesn’t Have A Dog. Yeah, Well, He Might Get One Just To Feed You To It. She’d Never Been The Kind Of Person To Let Something As Ridiculous As Rational Logic Interfere With Her Fear.’ (alix)

Then Let Me Put It To You This Way. There Is Seldom Black And White In Our World. Sometimes Things We Perceive As Good Have Moments Of Profound Evil, But Profound Evil Will Always Tell You That It’s Always Good. It Never Admits That It Could, In Any Way, Be Evil. (alexion)

And If I Don’t Want You To? (ravyn) You Know, You’d Look Really Weird In A Dress And High Heels. (susan) What’s That Supposed To Mean? (ravyn) It Means You’re Not My Mother. Now Stop Arguing And Help Me Find My Shoes. (susan)

I Can Tell You Love Him. (syn) Yeah, Like A Boil In My Nether Regions. (kiara)

(she Grabbed Him For A Bear Hug.) Stop Sexually Harassing Me, Mom. (nick)