Hi. It's Nikki. I'm Not Here Right

President George Washington Used To Wear A Wig And Make-up. I Mean, C'mon, If He Could Do It, I Can Do It.

In My Own Life I Like To Be Poised And Have A Positive Outlook On Life, And I'm Leading By Example To My Children And People Around Me.

People Say I Have A Distorted Lens. I Think I See Things As They Really Are.

I Don't Want To Jump Through Hoops For People.

Some Girl Asked Me For An Autograph And I Asked Her Why, She Said Because She Admires Me. I Said She Should See A Shrink. Then She Started Crying And I Started Laughing.