Hey Mantle, You Win. You're The Worst.

Of Course, I Didn't Tell You About All The Times I Said I Was Going To Hit One And It Didn't Happen.

When I'm Hitting, I'd Play For Nothing. When I'm Not, Any Kind Of Money I Receive Makes Me Feel As If I'm Stealing.

I Thought I Raised A Ballplayer. You're Nothing But A Coward And A Quitter.

I Played Seven Years Without Ever Hitting The Ball.

I Don't Know Why, But For Some Reason I Seem To Be More Popular Now Than When I Was Playing.