He's Picked Clean! Eaten By Cats!

The Minute You Understand Racism, You're Responsible For Being Racist. It's Like Eating From The Tree Of Knowledge.

In Life There Are Always These Things Happening If You Can Just Get The Joke.

I Go To Work The Minute I Open My Eyes.

You Can't Know What A Book Is About Until The Very End. This Is True Of A Book We're Reading Or Writing.

When An Attractive But Aloof ("cool") Man Comes Along, There Are Some Of Us Who Offer To Shine His Shoes With Our Underpants. There Are Thousands Of Scientific Concepts As To Why This Is So, And Yes, Yes, It's Very Sick But None Of This Helps.