He's (jose Canseco) Built Like A Greek

Am I A Great Manager? Huh. I Was Blessed To Have A Front Office That Found Great Talent, And Then I Was Smart Enough To Stay The Hell Out Of Their Way.

I Don't Want To Embarrass Any Other Catcher By Comparing Him To Johnny Bench.

Baseball Is A Simple Game. If You Have Good Players And If You Keep Them In The Right Frame Of Mind Then The Manager Is A Success.

It's A Terrible Thing To Have To Tell Your Fans, Who Have Waited Like Detroit's Have, That Their Team Won't Win It This Year. But It's Better Than Lying To Them.

The Only Reason I'm Coming Out Here Tomorrow Is The Schedule Says I Have To.