He's (jose Canseco) Built Like A Greek

I Don't Know Why The Players Make Such A Big Fuss About Sitting In The First Class Section Of The Plane. Does That Mean They'll Get There Faster?

I Hope The Car They (sport Magazine Who Awarded It To The World Series Mvp) Give Him (brooks Robinson) Has An Extra Large Glove Box.

Success Isn't Something That Just Happens - Success Is Learned, Success Is Practiced And Then It Is Shared.

Problem With (john) Wockenfuss Getting On Base Is That It Takes Three Doubles To Score Him.

Am I A Great Manager? Huh. I Was Blessed To Have A Front Office That Found Great Talent, And Then I Was Smart Enough To Stay The Hell Out Of Their Way.