He's An Honest Politician--he Stays Bought.

Nothing Uses Up Alcohol Faster Than Political Argument.

Christ Was Crucified For Preaching Without A Police Permit

Never Pick Up A Stray Kitten . . . Unless You've Already Made Up Your Mind To Be Owned By It.

Finish What You Start. Keep Submitting Until It Sells.

Don't Tell Me Violence Doesn't Solve Anything. Look At Carthage.