Here's The Thing About Donald Trump: He

Faith Means Making A Virtue Out Of Not Thinking. It's Nothing To Brag About.

Newt Gingrich Was Campaigning At A Zoo This Week And He Was Bitten By A Penguin. Newt Gingrich Is Always Campaigning At Zoos. Mitt Romney Once Did A Photo Op At A Zoo. That Was A Big Mistake, Because He Stood Next To The Chameleon, And He Changed Colors.

I Have Always Defined Political Correctness As An Elevation Of Sensitivity Over Truth.

Women Cannot Complain About Men Anymore Until They Start Getting Better Taste In Them.

I Think Capital Punishment Works Great. Every Killer You Kill Never Kills Again.