Her Hair Was Strawberry Blond, And She

Being Nice? He’s Being Horny.

I Swear To You, Patch, To Take Your Love And Cherish It. And In Return, To Give You My Body And My Heart—everything I Possess, I Give To You. I Am Yours. Wholly And Completely. Love Me. Protect Me. Fulfill Me. And I Promise To Do The Same.” ~ Nora + Patch

She Cleans A Toilet Inside And Out Under A Minute. More Like Terrifying

Hang On, Did You Just Call Me Angel?" "if I Did?

...i Need A Boyfriend. And To Get A Boyfriend, You Have To Look Good. Doesn’t Hurt To Smell Good Too.