Helplessness Is A Mighty Power.

In New Situations, I Look Carefully At Appearances. In Familiar Ones, I Glance.

Without A Little Negligence, Life Would Be Intolerable.

Sensuality Takes Planning And Work.

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.

To Appear Well Dressed, Be Skinny And Tall.