Hello, You Sick Twisted Freak.

Without Failure There Is No Sweetness In Success. There's No Understanding Of It.

Always Remember Where We Come From, How We Got Here, And Who Led Us Into The Warmth Of The Sunshine.

Remember, Beneath Every Cynic There Lies A Romantic, And Probably An Injured One.

If I'm Ever In A Weird Car Accident, Or I Commit Suicide Or Something, After The Media Stops Celebrating My Death, Could They Check Into It? Because I'm Not Suicidal. And I'm A Pretty Good Driver.

By The Time I Was 30, Nobody Would Work With Me. I Was Friendless, I Was Hopeless, I Was Suicidal, Lost My Family - I Mean, It Was Bad. Bottomed Out, Didn't Know What I Was Going To Do. I Actually Thought I Was Going To Be A Chef - Go To Work In A Kitchen Someplace.