Hello, Hazel Levesque.

A Little Slower, Sweetheart. Cape Cod Is Freezing Over.

A Ruby-encrusted Orb Popped Its Top And Helicopter Blades Unfolded. Leo Was Glad Buford The Table Wasn't Here-he Would've Fallen In Love.

Stop!" Narcissus Got To His Feet. "this Is Not Right! This Person Is Obviously Not Awesome, So He Must Be..." He Struggled For The Right Words. It Had Probably Been A Long Time Since He'd Talked About Anything Other Than Himself. "he Must Be Tricking Us." Apparently Narcissus Wasn't Completely Stupid.

Piper Went A Little Crazy. She Cried Out With Relief And Dove Straight Into The Water. What Was She Thinking? She Didn't Take A Rope Or A Life Vest Or Anything. But At The Moment, She Was Just So Happy That She Paddled Over To Leo And Kissed Him On The Cheek, Which Kind Of Surprised Him. "miss Me?" Leo Laughed. Piper Was Suddenly Furious. "where Were You? How Are You Guys Alive?" "long Story," He Said. A Picnic Basket Bobbed To The Surface Next To Him. "want A Brownie?

Where's The Glory In Repeating What Others Have Done?