Hello God, If We Are Still On

I'll Never Harden My Heart But I've Toughened The Muscles Around It.

I Think Gay Couples Should Be Allowed To Marry. They Should Suffer Just Like Us Heterosexuals.

Hello God, If We Are Still On Speaking Terms, Can You Help Me?

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

I Have A Life Outside The Arenas.