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In England, Nobody's Your Friend.

A Fair Share Of Anything Is Starvation Diet To An Egomaniac.

The Scots Are Very Hospitable; Almost As Hospitable As The Americans.

Life Was A Funny Thing That Happened To Me On The Way To The Grave.

When Asked, 'shall I Tell My Mother I'm Gay?', I Reply, 'never Tell Your Mother Anything.