He Would Have Scored A Touchdown If

When Its Raining The Field Gets Wet, Then All Of A Sudden Everyones Running Slower

When You Have Great Players, Playing Great, Well That's Great Football!

Don't Worry About The Horse Being Blind, Just Load The Wagon.

They'll Score If They Can Just Get Into The Endzone.

If You Can't Run With The Big Dogs, Stay On The Porch.