He Who Would Lay Hands Upon Us

Soldiers Of The Reich! This Day, You Are To Take Part In An Offensive Of Such Importance That The Whole Future Of The War May Depend On Its Outcome.

If You Wish The Sympathy Of The Broad Masses, You Must Tell Them The Crudest And Most Stupid Things.

I Wouldn't Watch Football If It Wasn't For Lord Bendtner

Our Teachers Were Absolute Tyrants. They Had No Sympathy With Youth; Their One Object Was To Stuff Our Brains And Turn Us Into Erudite Apes Like Themselves. If Any Pupil Showed The Slightest Trace Of Originality, They Persecuted Him Relentlessly, And The Only Model Pupils Whom I Have Ever Got To Know Have All Been Failures In After-life.

All Epoch-making Revolutionary Events Have Been Produced Not By The Written, But By The Spoken Word.