He Who Reforms, God Assists.

The Cleverest Character In Comedy Is The Clown, For He Who Would Make People Take Him For A Fool, Must Not Be One.

When Good Luck Knocks At The Door, Let Him In And Keep Him There.

Whom God Loves, His House Is Sweet To Him.

For Let Us Women Be Never So Ill-favored, I Imagine That We Are Always Delighted To Hear Ourselves Called Handsome.

In Hell There Is No Retention.