He Who Multiplies Riches Multiplies Cares.

But Our Great Security Lies, I Think, In Our Growing Strength.

An Undutiful Daughter Will Prove An Unmanageable Wife.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

The Exact Quantity And Quality Being Found Out, Is To Be Kept To Constantly.

Grace Thou Thy House And Let Not That Grace Thee.