He Who Doesn't Lose His Wits Over

Nothing Under The Sun Is Ever Accidental.

My God, Grant That My Bounty May Be A Clear And Transparent River, Flowing From Pure Charity, And Uncontaminated By Self-love, Ambition, Or Interest. Thanks Are Due Not To Me, But Thee, From Whom All I Possess Is Derived. And What Are The Paltry Gifts For Which My Neighbor Forgets To Thank Me, Compared With The Immense Blessings For Which I Have So Often Forgotten To Be Grateful To Thee!

To Borrow Scarce Is Better Than To Beg; As Lending, Lending Upon Interest, Scarce Better Is Than Stealing.

Let Us Be Lazy In Everything, Except In Loving And Drinking, Except In Being Lazy.

If Some Things Don't Make You Lose Your Sense Of Reason, Then You Have None To Lose.