He Who Aspires To Be A Serious

Wit Is That Which Has Been Often Thought, But Never Before Was Well Expressed.

As The Greatest Liar Tells More Truths Than Falsehoods, So May It Be Said Of The Worst Man, That He Does More Good Than Evil.

Sir, As A Man Advances In Life, He Gets What Is Better Than Admiration, - Judgement, To Estimate Things At Their True Value.

Praise, Like Gold And Diamonds, Owes Its Value Only To Its Scarcity.

I Have Always Said The First Whig Was The Devil.