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He Was Distracted By A Giggle, And Turned To See A Rare Sight: A Girl.
-Dave Barry
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He Was Distracted By A Giggle, And
Dave Barry
He Was Distracted By A Giggle, And Turned To See A Rare Sight: A Girl.
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