He Unzipped His Pants And His Brains

So Much Of Life Is Happenstance. It Makes Me Laugh When I Go To A Bookstore And See All Those Titles About Controlling Your Life. You're Lucky If You Can Control Your Bladder.

Youth Moves Out, Leaving No Forwarding Address. No Matter How You Try, You Can't Reach That Person Again Or That Place.

I Earned Two Emmy Nominations For Writing, And Two Of The Shows I Had Written Were Nominated For Best In Their Category.

Gossip Is Irresponsible Communication.

Dad Could Charm A Dog Off A Meat Wagon.