He Unzipped His Pants And His Brains

Cats And Dogs Believe Politicians Are Like Cemetery Caregivers; They Are On Top Of Everyone, But Nobody Listens.

If You Don't Like My Book, Write Your Own. If You Don't Think You Can Write A Novel, That Ought To Tell You Something. If You Think You Can, Do. No Excuses. If You Still Don't Like My Novel, Find A Book You Do Like. Life Is Too Short To Be Miserable. If You Do Like My Novels, I Commend Your Good Taste.

Tennis, Imprisoned Within Fixed Boundaries, A Patch Of An Acre, A Green Rectangle, Tries The Human Soul. A Tennis Court Is Like A Coffin, Only Larger.

Nothing Is Unnatural - Just Untried.

Leroy Bet Me I Couldn't Find A Pot Of Gold At The End, And I Told Him That Was A Stupid Bet Because The Rainbow Was Enough.