He Turned Slowly Like A Fridge Door

Why?' Is Always The Most Difficult Question To Answer. You Know Where You Are When Someone Asks You 'what's The Time?' Or 'when Was The Battle Of 1066?' Or 'how Do These Seatbelts Work That Go Tight When You Slam The Brakes On, Daddy?' The Answers Are Easy And Are, Respectively, 'seven-thirty In The Evening,' 'ten-fifteen In The Morning,' And 'don't Ask Stupid Questions.

I Wanted To Be John Cleese. It Took Me Some Time To Realise That The Job Was Taken.

You Can't Dodge Your Responsibilities By Saying They Don't Exist!

Please Call Me Eddie If It Will Help You To Relax.

There Is No Point In Using The Word 'impossible' To Describe Something That Has Clearly Happened.