He That's Secure Is Not Safe.

The Honey Is Sweet, But The Bee Has A Sting.

I Wish It Were Possible, From This Instance, To Invent A Method Of Embalming Drowned Persons In Such A Manner That They May Be Recalled To Life At Any Period, However Distant; For Having A Very Ardent Desire To See And Observe The State Of America A Hundred Years Hence, I Should Prefer To Any Ordinary Death The Being Immersed In A Cask Of Madeira Wine With A Few Friends Till That Time, To Be Then Recalled To Life By The Solar Warmth Of My Dear Country!

The First Degree Of Folly, Is To Conceit One's Self Wise; The Second To Profess It; The Third To Despise Counsel.

I Didn't Fail The Test, I Just Found 100 Ways To Do It Wrong.

An Ounce Of Wit That Is Bought, Is Worth A Pound That Is Taught.