He That's Secure Is Not Safe.

Life's Tragedy Is That We Get Old Too Soon And Wise Too Late.

If You Can't Pay For A Thing, Don't Buy It. If You Can't Get Paid For It, Don't Sell It.

Beer Is God's Way Of Telling Us That He Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.

To Succeed, Jump As Quickly At Opportunities As You Do At Conclusions.

If You Would Know The Value Of Money, Go And Try To Borrow Some.