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Mighty Proud I Am That I Am Able To Have A Spare Bed For My Friends.

As Happy A Man As Any In The World, For The Whole World Seems To Smile Upon Me!

But Me Thought It Lessened My Esteem Of A King, That He Should Not Be Able To Command The Rain.

I Went Home And Took My Wife And Went To My Cosen Tho. Pepys's And Found Them Just Sat Down To Dinner, Which Was Very Good; Only The Venison Pasty Was Palpable Beef, Which Was Not Handsome.

I Find My Wife Hath Something In Her Gizzard, That Only Waits An Opportunity Of Being Provoked To Bring Up; But I Will Not, For My Content-sake, Give It.