He Managed To Convey Indifference, Contempt, And

If I Have To Choose Between You And Me - I Like Me Better.

Jason's Favorite Person In The Entire Universe Was Jason Stackhouse.

The Sweetest Part Of Being A Couple Is Sharing Your Life With Someone Else. But My Life, Evidently, Had Not Been Good Enough To Share.

He Looked Like He'd Just Seen The Ghost Of You Better Shut Your Mouth.

I Said The First Thing That Came Into My Head Unfortunately. "save The Drama For Your Mama " I Told Her Just Like An Eleven-year-old.