He Knew The Things That Were And

Not Two Strong Men The Enormous Weight Could Raise,- Such Men As Live In These Degenerate Days.

You Know Those Balls That They Put On Car Antennas So You Can Find Them In The Parking Lot? Those Should Be On Every Car!

I Can't Even Say The Word 'titmouse' Without Giggling Like A Schoolgirl.

All Deaths Are Hateful To Miserable Mortals, But The Most Pitiable Death Of All Is To Starve.

I've Gone Back In Time To When Dinosaurs Weren't Just Confined To Zoos.