He Is Almost A Statesman. He Lies

Malice Delights To Blacken The Characters Of Prominent Men.

I Tell You Wellington Is A Bad General, The English Are Bad Soldiers; We Will Settle This Matter By Lunch Time.

I Am The Successor, Not Of Louis Xvi, But Of Charlemagne.

Character Is Victory Organized.

For Today, We Celebrate The First Glorious Anniversary Of The Information Purification Directives. We Have Created, For The First Time In All History, A Garden Of Pure Ideology. Where Each Worker May Bloom Secure From The Pests Of Contradictory And Confusing Truths. Our Unification Of Thought Is More Powerful A Weapon Than Any Fleet Or Army On Earth. We Are One People. With One Will. One Resolve. One Cause. Our Enemies Shall Talk Themselves To Death. And We Will Bury Them With Their Own Confusion. We Shall Prevail!