He Cried When I Left, Which I

I'm A Big Stupid History Nerd.

Nothing In My Life Has Ever Made Me Want To Commit Suicide More Than People's Reaction To My Trying To Commit Suicide.

Your Stockings Prove Your Virtues. Be Certain They Are Clean And Free Of Tears.

Why Should I Wake When I'm Half Past Dead?

I Only Sleep With People I Love, Which Is Why I Have Insomnia.