He Cried When I Left, Which I

I Could Have Guessed It All Along, Cuz Now Some Drama Queen Is Gonna Write A Song For Me

If Leeches Ate Peaches Instead Of My Blood, Then I Would Be Free To Drink Tea In The Mud!

We Will Paste Upon The Curled Pages Words Like Charming And Romantic And Sentimental Forgetting That Charming Is Witchcraft Romantic Is Love And Sentiment Is What Makes Us Human

I Still Own My Heart, Which I Know Because It Hurts So Much.

I'm A Big Stupid History Nerd.