He Became An Officer And A Gentleman,

For The Sin They Do By Two And Two They Must Pay For One By One.

Never Praise A Sister To A Sister, In The Hope Of Your Compliments Reaching The Proper Ears.

What Is The Moral? Who Rides May Read.

For It's "guns This" And "guns That," And "chuck 'em Out, The Brutes," But They're The "savior Of Our Loved Ones" When The Thugs Begin To Loot.

When You're Wounded And Left On Afghanistan's Plains, And The Women Come Out To Cut Up What Remains, Jest Roll To Your Rifle And Blow Out Your Brains And Go To Your Gawd Like A Soldier.