He Became An Officer And A Gentleman,

We Had A Kettle; We Let It Leak: Our Not Repairing Made It Worse. We Haven't Had Any Tea For A Week... The Bottom Is Out Of The Universe.

The Navy Is Very Old And Very Wise.

God Could Not Be Everywhere, And Therefore He Made Mothers.

A Man Can Never Have Too Much Red Wine, Too Many Books, Or Too Much Ammunition

For The Sin They Do By Two And Two They Must Pay For One By One.