Hatred Observes With More Care Than Love

I Am Often Attracted To People With Whom I Could Not Hold A Five Minute Conversation.

I Put Second Things First, And Then Worry About First Things.

Carnal Knowledge Is As Forgettable As The Other Kinds.

If You Insist On Asking Me Why I Feel The Way I Do, I Plan To Take The Fifth Amendment.

Being Cultured Is The Least Expensive Form Of Respectability.