Hatred Is A Cold Fire, And It

Surely Being In Love Doesn't Cause You To Lose Your Sense Of Good Taste. If I Ever Buy A Gown With Sequins On It, Someone Just Shoot Me.

Oh, Ma Petite, You Are Growing Gargantuan." I Looked At Him And It Was Not A Friendly Look. "never Tease A Woman About Her Weight, Jean-claude. At Least Not An American Twentieth-century One." He Spread His Hands Wide. "my Deepest Apologies." "when You Apologize, Try Not To Smile At The Same Time. It Ruins The Effect.

A Vampire Victim. I'd Never Seen A Lone Kill. They Were Like Potato Chips; Once A Vamp Tasted Them, He Couldn't Stop At Just One.

His Eyes Widened Just A Bit, His Lips Flexed. I Realized He Was Trying Not To Laugh. I Hate It When People Find My Threats Amusing.

Jesus, Are All Vampires Over Two Hundred Perverts?" "i Am Over Two Hundred," Jean-claude Said. "i Rest My Case.