Hast Thou Virtue? Acquire Also The Graces

The Second Vice Is Lying, The First Is Running In Debt.

Most Fools Think They Are Only Ignorant.

I Never Turned To Drink. It Seemed To Turn To Me.

An Ounce Of Wit That Is Bought, Is Worth A Pound That Is Taught.

If You Teach A Poor Young Man To Shave Himself, And Keep His Razor In Order, You May Contribute More To The Happiness Of His Life Than In Giving Him A Thousand Guineas. This Sum May Be Soon Spent, The Regret Only Remaining Of Having Foolishly Consumed It; But In The Other Case, He Escapes The Frequent Vexation Of Waiting For Barbers, And Of Their Sometimes Dirty Fingers, Offensive Breaths, And Dull Razors.