Happy Girls Are The Prettiest Girls.

As Much As I Loved The Art And Discipline Of The Dance, It Didn't Love Me!

I Don't Need A Bedroom To Prove My Womanliness. I Can Convey Just As Much Sex Appeal Picking Apples Off A Tree Or Standing In The Rain.

I Think Sex Is Overrated. I Don't Have Sex Appeal And I Know It. As A Matter Of Fact, I Think I'm Rather Funny Looking. My Teeth Are Funny, For One Thing, And I Have None Of The Attributes Usually Required For A Movie Queen, Including The Shapeliness.

If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, It Is At The End Of Your Arm. As You Get Older You Must Remember You Have A Second Hand. The First One Is To Help Yourself. The Second Hand Is To Help Others.

Cheating On A Good Woman Is Like Choosing Trash Over Treasure.