Happy Birthday, Mr Presidenttttt

It Takes A Smart Brunette To Play A Dumb Blonde.

If A Man Doesn't Want You At Your Worst, Then He Sure As Hell Doesn't Deserve You At Your Best.

I Am Involved In A Freedom Ride Protesting The Loss Of The Minority Rights Belonging To The Few Remaining Earthbound Stars. All We Demanded Was Our Right To Twinkle.

Cutting Negative People From My Life Does Not Mean I Hate Them, It Simply Means I Respect Me.

Important People Are Much More Interesting When They Are Drunk And Seem Much More Like Human Beings.