Happy Are The Painters, For They Shall

It Is Better To Be Frightened Now Than Killed Hereafter

I Should Have Liked To Be Asked To Say What I Knew. They Always Tried To Ask What I Did Not Know. When I Would Have Willingly Displayed My Knowledge, They Sought To Expose My Ignorance. This Sort Of Treatment Had Only One Result: I Did Not Do Well In Examinations

I Have Not Always Been Wrong. History Will Bear Me Out, Particularly As I Shall Write That History Myself.

There Is No Surer Method Of Economizing And Saving Money Than In The Reduction Of The Number Of Officials.

All This Contains Much That Is Obviously True, And Much That Is Relevant; Unfortunately, What Is Obviously True Is Not Relevant, And What Is Relevant Is Not Obviously True.