Happiness: An Agreeable Sensation Arising From Contemplating

There Was Never A Genius Who Was Not Thought A Fool Until He Disclosed Himself; Whereas He Is A Fool Then Only.

The Circus A Place Where Horses, Ponies And Elephants Are Permitted To See Men, Women And Children Acting The Fool.

Gratitude, N. A Sentiment Lying Midway Between A Benefit Received And A Benefit Expected.

Pessimism- Philosophy Forced Upon The Convictions Of The Observer By The Disheartening Prevalence Of The Optimist With His Scarecrow Hope And His Unsightly Smile.

A Nutritious Substance Supplied By A Bountiful Providence For The Fattening Of The Poor.