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I Do Not Know What The Cat Can Have Eaten. Usually I Know Exactly What The Cat Has Eaten. Not Only Have I Fed It To The Cat, At The Cat's Insistence, But The Cat Has Thrown It Up On The Rug, And Someone Has Tracked It All Over Onto The Other Rug. I Do Not Know Why Cats Are Such Habitual Vomiters. They Do Not Seem To Enjoy It, Judging By The Sounds They Make While They Are Doing It. It's Their Nature. A Dog Is Going To Bark. A Cat Is Going To Vomit.

Obama's The Most Thoughtful-sounding President I Can Remember. He Seems To Be Saying What He Wants To Say, And That Is A Great Relief. He Always Sounds Like He's Thinking About What He's Saying While He's Saying It, And That's A Rare Thing In Politicians.

Even Intellectuals Should Have Learned By Now That Objective Rationality Is Not The Default Position Of The Human Mind, Much Less The Bedrock Of Human Affairs.

Many A Person Has Been Saved From Summer Alcoholism, Not To Mention Hypertoxicity, By Dostoyevsky.

A Good Heavy Book Holds You Down. It's An Anchor That Keeps You From Getting Up And Having Another Gin And Tonic.