Hair, In Fact, Is Probably The Bane

Age Is Just A Number. It's Totally Irrelevant Unless, Of Course, You Happen To Be A Bottle Of Wine.

I Do All My Own Make-up, It Takes Me 10 Minutes.

I Like To Remember Phone Numbers Because It Keeps Your Brain Active. If You Don't Use It, You Lose It.

I Think Bare Legs In Winter Are Idiotic. Unless Your Naked Pins Are Toned, Tanned And Veinless, It's Best To Cover Up. There Is Nothing More Elegant In Winter Than Dark Tights Worn With Matching Knee-length Boots And A Belted Trench Coat.

I Was Voted The Most Beautiful Girl In The World In 1958, And Courted By Every Young, Available Man In Los Angeles, Most Of Whom I Didn't Go Out With, By The Way.