Ha, But My Life Is A Box

I Love Deadlines. I Like The Whooshing Noise They Make As They Go By.

Ah, This Is Obviously Some Strange Usage Of The Word 'safe' That I Wasn't Previously Aware Of.

42 Is A Nice Number That You Can Take Home And Introduce To Your Family.

Listen, Three Eyes," He Said, "don't You Try To Outweird Me, I Get Stranger Things Than You Free With My Breakfast Cereal.

In The Center Lay The Exploded Carcass Of A Lonely Sperm Whale That Hadn't Lived Long Enough To Be Disappointed With Its Lot.