Guitars Are Like Women. You'll Never Get

I Love Playing Music As Much As If Not More So Than I Did When I Was 19; That Compared To Most Of My Peers Is Pretty Surprising. I Wake Up Every Day And Get Really Excited About Doing Stuff That I Have Been Doing For The Last 30 Years. I Just Love It.

I Just Play, Just You Know, If I Just Sit Down With The Guitar And Just Do Whatever For, You Know, An Half An Hour Or An Hour Whatever. That's Pretty Much, That Should Do It For Me.

An Anagram Of Axl Rose Is Oral Sex. Why Do I Know? Because When I'm Not Playing Music I Love Solving Erotic Jumbles.

As Soon As I Could Put Together The, You Know, Three Or Four Notes That Made Up, Like, Sort Of A Rock And Roll Lick, You Know, Like A Chuck Berry Kind Of Thing, I Was Off And Running. Just Completely Taken Over.

Whenever Society Gets Too Stifling And The Rules Too Complex, There's Some Sort Of Musical Explosion.