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The American Auto Industry Is Blowing Up Like A 1976 Ford Pinto.

Parenting Is The Most Important Job On The Planet Next To Keeping Gary Busey Off The Nation's Highways.

Liberals Always Feel Your Pain. Unless Of Course, They Caused It.

Their Offense Is Shakier Than Katherine Hepburn After An All-night Espresso Bender At Starbucks.

What's So Touching Is The Way We Fight The War Right Until The Moment Our Business Is Taken Care Of And Then We Turn On A Dime And We Immediately Start Taking Care Of People. It's Like A Shock And Aw Shucks Campaign.