Grudges Seldom Hurt Anyone Except The One

Stop Calling Your Akri Your Daddy. It Makes My Wings Droop. (xirena) My Akri Is My Daddy. He Said So And It Is So, So Your Wings Can Droop All They Want, ‘cause It Won’t Change Anything! (simi)

Don’t Start On That. When I Offered You Her Gifts, You Told Me To Shove Them Straight Up My Back Orifice. (eros)

The Whole Point Of Life Is Learning To Live With The Consequences Of The Bad Decision We've Made.

There's Only So Many Times You Can Kick A Dog Before It Turns Viscous. (julian)

(the Baby Sneezed. Wulf Jumped As Fire Shot Out Of Its Nostrils And Almost Singed His Leg.) Excuse Me. I Almost Made Dark-hunter Barbecue, Which Would Be Really Sad ‘cause I Ain’t Got No Barbecue Sauce With Me. (simi)