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Santa Claus Wears A Red Suit, He Must Be A Communist. And A Beard And Long Hair, Must Be A Pacifist. What's In That Pipe That He's Smoking?

You Teach Kids How To Succeed When They Successfully Foil The Educational System.

Being Famous Is Not The Same As Being Important. A Lot Of Important People Aren't Famous, And A Lot Of Famous People Aren't Important.

The Death Of What's Dead Is The Birth Of What's Living.

You Don't Need Spirituality To Discover The Troubles That Come Your Way. But, It's Good To Know That Troubles Are Not Unique To You Alone.